chomp crunch smack.

I have always had a "thing" we will call it for smacking, you know the noise one makes when chewing food or what have you. It is a HUGE pet peeve of mine and drives me absolutely nuts. I blame my mother who for so many years would constantly remind me how impolite it was to smack my food..."chew with your mouth closed", she would say. Well, I have found a new love and admiration for ice, yes frozen water. And what a plus, its free and zero calories. Score! The only problem is I am driving myself crazy with the noise of it all, and probably all who surround me. Which lately seems to be quite the crowd.Not to mention I feel like my ice machine cant quite work fast enough and my heart grieves when I look at my ice water and see the ice is no more. Oh surrogacy, smack on!

via thenakedscientist.