fighting gravity.

Oh no, definitely NOT. My upper half is extremely perky and very enjoyable.

via danny lipford

A once given obstacle that was thought of as much as breathing, pool stairs, have now become an obstacle. As I have mentioned in previous sentences, I have never been truly preggers in the summer time, thus this being the first. The kiddies love the pool, and seeing as life is easier when they're happy we spend a substantial amount of time at the pool. Whew, I wish some one could have video taped me today straggling out of the water( not really), everyone needs a great laugh now and then. I never thought about it, there I was floating weightlessly in the water, enjoying the pressure relief from the legs and the short escape from the heat. Then, naturally, all things come to an end...I must get out. Like I normally would , I went to climb the stairs, and oh WOW I weigh 9 bazillion lbs and side railings are a must! Note to self: you are no longer average, you have and oversized belly in the shape of an egg and the momentum and grace of a snail.

Let this be a lesson for the beach, I have yet to venture into the ocean this summer. I am what you call, a July swimmer, cold water is not my favorite.

Smile its teeny bikini time. (well, for some)